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Creeps and wackos all around me!

It's like trying to write in a dark alley, while fending off watch salesmen, drug pushers and thieves.

I always get a lot of spam—conventional spam filters don't work, because I get (and need) a lot of legitimate mail from strangers (letters to the editor and the like)—and normally I'm fine with deleting the crap.

But lately it's been flowing out of a firehose. In the last two days, here are some of the subject lines:

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Viagara is that helping hand in bed!

Get zaxnax here! [sic]

you can work from any point of the world

Relax and take the time

Replica watches, bags, pens

Curso Terapia Celular y Bilogica

No more embarrassment!

Be confident and stand tall

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That's just a tiny fraction, and those are the clean ones!

Is there a spam filter that would keep some of that stuff out while letting all the letters-to-the-editor, conference-speaker proposals and offers to write the next cover story for The New Yorker in?

In exchange for a helpful answer, I'll trade a 55-gallon drum full of Cialis.

Comments (8)

OR you could perform a small favor helping Mr. Lionel David Umgawa of Lesotho access his billions, for which he would reward you handsomely, and then you could quit working completely and not have to worry about spam ever again.

Earthlink has a pretty decent spam blocker, but I'm not going to tell because I have as much use for Cialis as I do for Viagra. Besides, I am stimulation enough. Enough said.

Will Daniel:

David, when you find it, be sure to e-mail it to everyone you know. And don't forget the prayer request for poor little Kenny in Georgia who lost both his legs and arms in an alligator attack and is now trying to get into the Guiness Book of Records as being the kid who gets the most greeting cards ever.

Will

David - the best spam filter I know of is Barracuda, which Goodyear installed some months ago. It blocks about 70 percent outright, and tags another 15 or so percent for easy management. That said, the astounding creativity of the spam-meisters seems to be increasing, as I still get a few miscreants poking their way through. For the Yahoo! and Hotmail accounts, fugeddaboudit. You're just going to have spam for days.

Will Daniel:

Diane, do you have a 900 number?

Will

Will,
No. But if the situation changes and I'm forced to pursue a new career, I'll let you all know.

Most often I get, "Separate yourself from other men." Never before have I been so exhorted to be a hermit.

Sean, I'm not hoping to eliminate spam entirely--how would I keep in touch with things?--just reducing the volume to a dull roar.

But does this Barracuda work by eliminating all mail from people with whom you haven't e-mailed already?

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